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Column: Clutter
A few months back, I decided to start minimizing. The more clutter I had in my life, I figured, the longer my friends would have to endure my increasingly weary ruminations on stress and work and the complexities of life and love and other junk.
“Simplify, simplify,” one famous author said (it was Tom Clancy, I believe), and I figured this would be the best plan of attack for my particular situation. Read more
Column: “The cups did what?”
It was upon asking around the fifth or sixth bewildered patron that I began to panic.
“Uh, I have no idea what you’re talking about,” one of them said.
In response, I cursed, hit something, then moved on to the next person I knew ultimately wouldn’t be able to help me. Read more
There Will Be Blood (Cool Guygot)
Some BFFs (Best Friends Forever) of mine from NYC (New York City) recently posted a V (Video) on the T (This device is admittedly not funny or clever, but pretend that stands for ‘The Internet’) in the form of There Will Be Blood. But probably not in the sense that you’re imagining.
For more shenanigans from Cool Guygot, click here. Click on the photo for this funny, though admittedly DDL-mustache-light, video clip.
Horoscopes - Week Starting April 2, 2008
Aries • March 21-April 19: While most of your colleagues accuse you of perpetually having some ax to grind, you will assure them you’ve had it in your desk and ready for action for months now.
Taurus • April 20-May 20: The things that used to frighten you so much back in grade school will seem trivial and silly this week after you power on a black light in your kitchen. Read more
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