Column: Clutter
A few months back, I decided to start minimizing. The more clutter I had in my life, I figured, the longer my friends would have to endure my increasingly weary ruminations on stress and work and the complexities of life and love and other junk.
“Simplify, simplify,” one famous author said (it was Tom Clancy, I […]
Column: “The cups did what?”
It was upon asking around the fifth or sixth bewildered patron that I began to panic.
“Uh, I have no idea what you’re talking about,” one of them said.
In response, I cursed, hit something, then moved on to the next person I knew ultimately wouldn’t be able to help me.
There Will Be Blood (Cool Guygot)
Some BFFs (Best Friends Forever) of mine from NYC (New York City) recently posted a V (Video) on the T (This device is admittedly not funny or clever, but pretend that stands for ‘The Internet’) in the form of There Will Be Blood. But probably not in the sense that you’re imagining.
For more shenanigans from […]
Horoscopes - Week Starting April 2, 2008
Aries • March 21-April 19: While most of your colleagues accuse you of perpetually having some ax to grind, you will assure them you’ve had it in your desk and ready for action for months now.
Taurus • April 20-May 20: The things that used to frighten you so much back in grade school will […]
Dog-sitting: A Saga in Two Parts (But One Here)
For my newspaper column, I, predictably, wrote about my misadventures in dog-sitting. Why? Because it was the best thing I had going in my life at the time. Kind of sad, sure, but also refreshingly honest. I’ve combined the two columns after the jump, because I want you to be able to experience this heavy-shit […]